There is a tavern every tech sailor knows.
It’s where crews come ashore after long voyages through hostile seas — to rest, to trade stories, to remember old journeys and pretend they were simpler than they really were.
But most of all, they come for a drink.
The innkeeper pours rum without asking. If you sit at the bar long enough, he will lean closer and tell you a story — about the greatest danger a sailor can meet on the open sea. A story about the siren’s song, and three brave captains who listened to it.
“Ay,” he says.
“I served on many ships, under many commands. But three captains I remember to this day. Fine men, all of them. The best I ever saw. All gone mad. One by one…”
He takes a sip.
“The first captain — strong, proven. We won many battles with him. Shipped many systems. But one day… he started listening to the sirens.”
‘We always did things in C!’ he shouted.
‘And we will keep doing things in C! Arr!’
‘If anyone disagrees, let me remind you — Linux was written in C!’
So everyone wrote in C.
The ship still sailed, no doubt about that. But every complex change took ages. Every repair felt like carving a mast with a knife.
“Another captain,” the keeper continues, “a clever one. Loved elegance.”
‘Functional programming works perfectly on the backend!’
‘So make me monads in C++11! Arr!’
And there were monads. Everywhere.
The ship sailed. But no sailor could tell what the code was, what it did, or why it still floated.
“And then there was the third. He spent many years learning to sail the Yocto boat. And Yocto became the answer to every question.”
‘Yocto.’
‘Yocto everywhere. Arrr.’
One day, a big cruise ship required a mast replacement. We spent a month searching for it. Then another month rebuilding half the ship so the sail could be green.
“Fine captains,” the keeper says quietly. “Truly. Brave. Skilled.”
He stares into his glass.
“But the sirens — they sang to them. Afraid of being wrong, they stopped listening to their crews and started listening to the song.”
You notice the keeper pouring rum for himself. His eyes are tired. Sad. He looks out the window, toward the dark sea.
“Now listen to me, young sailor. There is a new danger out there,” he says.
He leans closer. “Close your eyes and listen.”
You close your eyes and focus on the tavern noise — people talking, glasses clinking. You catch fragments of conversation.
“…and we need no crews anymore. Ayyy.”
“…I can build any ship I want. Alone. Ayyy…”
“Ships will sail by themselves…”
“Can you hear it?” he asks. “And look around you. Some of those lads don’t even know how to tie a proper knot.”
“But all of them have the same shine in their eyes.
The same certainty.”
He finally looks at you.
“Not madness born from failure,” he says.
“But madness born from success.”
A pause. He studies you for a long moment, as if deciding whether to end the conversation — or share one last thing.
“Ships that need no crew… ships that build themselves… maybe they will sail someday. Not for me to judge. I never held a helm in my life — all I did was cleaning decks. I talk about captains while I never dared to be one. That’s the truth.”
“But there is one thing I know. One thing that terrifies me even more than the sirens.”
“The sea is changing. And there are new monsters living in it. Ones that don’t drive people mad.”
“Ones that steal their souls.”
You write a text.
You write code.
You create.
And you hear a new call from the sea:
‘It is not good enough.’
‘Your timing could be better.’
‘The code could run faster.’
‘Let me help you… if you want to push it further…’
So you give your work to the sea.
It returns. Better. Sharper.
But something is missing.
A small piece of you never comes back.
Welcome to the Tavern Under the Broken Code.
Lift your cup and drink.
To the sea that calls us every day.
To the captains driven mad by sirens.
To those who trusted the sea
and forgot how to sail.
Drink, and listen.
Not to the bartender. Nor to the sea.
Listen—to yourself.

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